SS #1+2

Hello! Sorry for skipping yesterday. Busy, y'know? Anyhow, here are 2 strategies!

EZ Score Display: Do a 99-stock battle against 3 light CPUs against you. That's right. BUT, go to Flat Zone and turn the items to instant killing ones. I suggest the Motion Sensor Bomb, Hammer, Poke' Ball, Home-Run Bat, Ray Gun, Warp Star and maybe the Super Scope(charge it by holding A!). Don't forget to set the item frequency to Very High! Also, set the CPU level to 1. It should take about 30 minutes per match if you're good like me. If you're a rookie, it'll probably take about 40 minutes. Each match will net you around 297 KOs. Do this 'till ya get 5000 KOs. It'll be approximately 15 matches, taking about 7 and a half hours.
It'll take long, but no one's pushing you.

EZ Paper Mario Trophy: It's simple really. I said it before(see post 9), but I'll say it again! Use Yoshi! OK, so grab the Home-Run Bat, and then use 2*+A while in midair.(This initiates the kicking thingy)Do this five times, right in the middle of Sandbag to get around 30% per hit. Then do the Smash Attack. U should get around 1500 feet. If U don't, keep trying. You'll get it eventually.

Glitch: This is funny. Be anyone, then choose your opponent as Ness. Have only 2 people. Then, go to Jungle Japes. Stand there. Then Ness will run at you, double jump, and die in about 2 seconds. I laughed!

*This is a key because this stupid keyboard doesn't have any arrows. 2=down. 4=left. 6=right. And 8=up. Use this now!